what if I got down on my knees ?
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Romantic misadventures and entanglements of absurd, whimsical, existential longing, discovery, secrets, identity, escape, strange happenings, endurance, regret, and hope that serve as little postcards from the lonely regions of the human heart.
These tales of wonder and woe are about people trying to find meaning and a place in an indifferent world, and their discoveries, revelations, secrets, failures, struggles, connections, and odd encounters along their way –
– some young adults go into the basement to get sad, in order to impress girls.
– two unemployed men steal dogs and run them through buildings around town.
– a man goes on what turns into the worst date in recorded history.
– you are asked to baby sit for a neighbor, only to find a giant baby waiting for you.
– a man comes home to find his entire yard and home paved over by a long lost rival.
– a clerk at a used record store finds a man has passed away on one of the couches.
– a stranger extracts a baby from a man waiting for the bus.
With themes of longing, fragility, uncertainty, impermanence, regret, the mysteries hidden in everyday life, discovery, ennui, loneliness, irresponsible behavior, confusion, change, identity, and absurd situations, Tony Rauch is a worthy successor to the artistry and absurdism of Donald Barthelme and Steve Martin.
what others are saying:
For those open to having their heartstrings tangled and tugged repeatedly, this book can become a classic on their bookshelf.
– Georgetown University – The Hoya Student Newspaper
Tony Rauch is reviving the bodies of love and mystery and laughter. He knows where the bodies are buried and is digging them up beautifully. And we are all the better for it.
-Patrick Wensink, author of Broken piano for President and Black Hole Blues
The quirky and wholeheartedly original book, what if i got down on my knees? by Tony Rauch is the epitome of what literature needs more of.
what if i got down on my knees? is easily one of the most creative books I’ve read in a while. Rauch’s style is exciting, novel and imaginative.
Rauch provides the reader with an incredibly unique and exceptional piece of literature. If you’re on the market for something new, unpredictable and oddly comical, look into what if i got down on my knees? — it won’t disappoint.
– Daily Nexus, University of California–Santa Barbara – student newspaper
In what if I got down on my knees Rauch writes with his trademark surprise, humor and joyous confusion. These stories reflect the strangeness of our lives with distressing accuracy.
—John Colburn, author of Psychedelic Norway and Invisible Daughter
Reading Tony Rauch’s what if I got down on my knees? is like going to a really good magic show, and the whole time you’re at the show, you’re thinking about it being over, so you can see someone you know and tell them, “You gotta go see this guy’s stuff.” There are a lot of good fiction writers out there making believable magic, but Rauch’s show is different. You gotta go see it. Yeah, it’s that kind of show.
– Jeff Vande Zande, author of the novel American Poet
Rauch’s writing style is simple and inviting. His stories are short but full. Some display thought, others make you think. The stories are ideal for busy students. They are quick and engaging, perfect for reading one or two in your spare time.
– Iowa State Daily – student newspaper